Pig Flu

Since few months ago, I've been acting much like Cinta Laura.
Yes, that famous Cinta Laura Kiehl :)

She's a lovely girl actually, but I think....... a bit too much. I hate how she's always telling everybody about what she eats and what she doesn't. Rrrrrrrrrr, many people who lives below poverty has to struggle to find food to eat! Seeing her so picky about food annoys me really haha.

Anyway I found these quotes from a blog, it's hilarious! HUAHAHAHA

"Aku pengen ke America atau ke England kalau udah masuk ke university.
Kalau di England pengen ke Oxford, kalau di America pengen ke Harvard atau Yale atau Princeton” - Cinta Laura -

“Banyak orang-orang yang ikut dunia entertainment langsung drop out ofschool, itu menurut aku that’s really really stupid. Soalnya mereka nggak pikirin long term” - Cinta Laura -

“Aku gak suka dengan istilah boyfriend.. aku lebih suka disebut teman dekat.. teman buat punching, running, lari lari kecil …” - Cinta Laura -

”Bahasa Indonesia saya buruk sekali, jadi Cinta will be going to Australia to improve Bahasa Indonesia Cinta “ - Cinta Laura -

“Aku ada masalah dengan gastrow aku, jadi gak bisa puasa….” - Cinta Laura -

“Aku kalow di dalam negeri sukanya liburan ke Bali karna aku punya apartment disana” - Cinta Laura -

“Aku udah keliling keliling dunia, ke London, German and several countries karena papaku General Manager di Hyatt” - Cinta Laura -

“Cinta mengucapkan selamat puasa semuanya. Rock on !" - Cinta Laura -

“Makanan favorit Cinta tuh, cuna syusyi (baca: tuna sushi)” - Cinta Laura -

“Cinta ingin berhenti waktu career Cinta sedang naik, biar tetap dikenang. So kalau orang-orang mengingat Cinta itu oh my God, Cinta Laura…” - Cinta Laura -

“Cinta mengajar di sekolah untuk anak-anak ini karena pendidikan di Indonesia masih kurang dibandingkan dengan di German. Indonesia kan negara miskin, banyak orang-orangnya masih bodoh, tidak sekolah” - Cinta Laura -

“Waktu Cinta study tour ke India dari sekolah disana negaranya lebih kotor, banyak orang-orang miskin, rumah-rumah jelek di pinggir jalan. Orang-orang tidur di stasiun kereta, iuuugghhh… ..” - Cinta Laura -

"Dari kecil papa sudah punya banyak mobil. Waktu di German kita punya 5 mobil tapi karena garagenya tidak cukup jadi papa menjual mobil-mobil itu tinggal 2. Tapi aku paling suka yang Audi A4….” - Cinta Laura -

"Saya kalo pulang syuting langsung pulang, karena STUDENT A+, jadi harus langsung belajarrrr" - Cinta Laura -

"Cintaa mau dibikinin lagu ma mas Dhani karna it’s pretty cool, daripada lagu dangdut?Malesssss Bangetttt dengernyaaa. Lagu Rock seperciii (seperti) Avril Lavigne, ichuuu (itu)kerwennn (keren) bangget," - Cinta Laura -

“Ehmmm kalo saya koleksi Cengkorwak alias Tengkorak, itu juga kerwennn bangetttt“ - Cinta Laura -


Cinta Laura is a funny girl, definitely. How come she wants to improve her Indonesian languange skill in Australia?? It's 'ga nyambung', you know! >.<

Totally I can't read her mind. Back to topic! Lately I've been acting like her :) I often write my text messages to my friend in english, don't really care about my awful grammar HOHO. Geez, I don't know why. I sound very 'sok inggris'! ;P

Yesterday, I watched TV about 'Flu Babi' issue and quickly I texted Mosa about it. Again, I was 'sok inggris' and texted him all in english. Fortunately, I don't know what 'Flu Babi' called in english, so I just translate it into 'Pig Flu'.

Pig flu, pig flu, and pig flu. I was very proud of myself texting him in english. I feel myself sound very intelegent and knowledgeable. I feel like a Miss Universe contestant who's answering question from the judges in the question session!

But today I googled 'flu babi', and I found out that 'Flu Babi' isn't 'Pig Flu' in english. They call it 'Swine Flu'. Jeng jeng jeng!

I'm speechless. Errm, okay now I know it's 'swine flu', not 'pig flu'. Okay, I guess I can deal with that. I learned something, that's good for me, don't you think so? (ngeles)

But I think again: What if I was really in the Miss Universe competition and say out loud 'Pig Flu' in front of the judges? Guess I would embarrassed you, Indonesia! ;D